![]() How do trees flirt? They talk about chemis-tree.Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? They keep dropping their needles.What do you get when you come across a Christmas tree with an apple? A pineapple.Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.What is a cat’s favorite Christmas candy? Catt-y canes.Why did the cats hate their presents? They gifts weren’t up to scratch.What do you call a cat at the beach during Christmas? Sandy Claws.Why did the cat give everyone gag gifts? They were kitten around.How do cats say “Merry Christmas”? "Meow-ry Christmas!".What do you call a Christmas gift for a cat? A purr-esent.Who delivers presents to cats at Christmas? Santa Claws.How do dogs celebrate Christmas? By throwing a Christmas paw-ty.What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas song? “Sniffin’ Around the Christmas Tree.”.Someone's barking up the wrong Christmas tree.What do dogs do at Christmas parties? They whine and dine.What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas treat? Candy canines.Who delivers presents to dogs at Christmas? Santa Paws.Don't forget to make Santa-witches for the guests.Let's raise a glass and make a mistle-toast to the holiday season.It's the most wine-derful time of the year.A blanket of snow: the holiday gift no one wants.There’s no business like snow business.What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? “It’s nice hanging with you.”.What do you call a snowman who’s always at the gym? An abdominal snowman.What do reindeers use to decorate their antlers? Hornaments.How do fairy tale books for reindeer end? “And they lived happily ever antler.”.What song and dance does Beyonce like to perform at Christmas? "All the Jingle Ladies.". ![]()
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